It Will be Alright My Little Lamb

Sometimes in life you're sitting at a blackjack table with a great group of friends, let's call them Kelly, Zack, Lisa, Jesse, Screetch and A.C. Everyone is winning and making money, the world seems to be full of love and happiness. But then the dealers switch, and a new man is dealing the cards. Let's call him Govind. Well Govind starts giving out hands that are still pretty good. Then the unthinkable happens. Govind goes on a crazy streak, he starts drawing 5-card, yes 5-card 21's out of his ass! Next thing you know you're a block off the strip trying to beg for a dollar to get a hot dog and a copy of Word Up magazine. The next morning you wake up in a pool of Tangy
Guacamole.

Well Dennis Haskins, it's been a long road, we've grown up with you and we want to see you happy. So whenever you need anything, just give us a call and let us know. We'll never get addicted to pep pills, steal the other team's mascot, or try to make money of potato stocks. We're here for you Hasky, we've got your back.

JT

Thanks to collegehumor.com for the pic