What the hell, Towers?

Well, it took less than a week after the 05 season for the Padres to try to make themselves worse in 2006. Brian Lawrence is no Jake Peavy, but he's adequate and Vinny Castilla is older than this guy. I had something a little different in mind for a right handed power hitter. Like somebody whose extremities work.

A word to the wise, BBL. Ryan Zimmerman may be good and all, but he's
certainly not the future. There's only one true future and he's about to
unleash a serious boost to the assist economy in a few weeks. Get better,
Treasury!

"I'm worthless," says the man on the right.

J.H. Naners