Must Suck to Play in the MLB

Stumbled across this website thanks to deadspin.com. Seems that this group of ladies discusses the off-field transgressions of all your favorite Major League Players. Apparently if you play baseball for a living and earn millions of dollars a year the ladies are fairly attracted to to you, even if you are husky like Sir Sidney Ponson. Now when you work in a University Library, bowling night is the highlight of your week and are married, it doesn't quite work like that.

So in honor of the On The DL website, here's my list of the guaranteed biggest pimps in Major League Baseball.

5. Julian Tavares: Simply a handsome man.
4. Bob Hamelin: The Hammer won Rookie of the Year. Wow.
3. Don Zimmer: Maybe the most lovable old man ever.
2. Oil Can Boyd This guy actually is a pimp. Get back to the Big Leagues Can!!!!!!!!!!
1. Otis Nixon: The former speed burner has retired, he is currently working at the Ancient Egypt division of the British Museum in Londan as a mummy.

JT