Look Warriors, I know things aren't going that great out there in Golden State. First of all I'd be pissed if my team didn't have a city or a state in its name. How about Bay Area, or Oakland, or something. You are 19-21, underachieving and have locker room problems. Mike Dunleavy hates Baron Davis and Monte isn't the most popular guy either. So I propose this: Fire Mike Montgomery and let him coach the Nebraska basketball team. Let Mario Elie take over and everything will be alright.

JT