I've Got Your Back Bill Simmons

Just in case you haven't heard, Isiah Thomas threatened ESPN Columnist and perhaps the funniest man in the world Bill Simmons. During an interview with Stephan A Smith (At the end of the day, Ra-sho Nesterovic) Isiah said, "Oh, there'd be a problem. And I'm gonna tell you, if I see this guy Bill Simmons, oh it's gonna be a problem with me and him." Why is Isiah threatening a Bullet Tooth Tony style beatdown of Simmons? Because Simmons wrote that Isiah is a bad GM and was a bad coach. Well hell, Marcus Allen and Dan Fouts could have told you that Isiah! I'm not sure what you want him to write Zeke, you have taken a franchise that was down and you buried it deeper than Billy Batts in Goodfellas. You signed Jerome James to a five year $30 million deal, and he is averaging 3.4 points, 2.5 rebounds and 10.4 minutes this year. Have fun trying to move that contract. This is only one of the terrible moves that you have made.

Anyway, don't worry about it Bill, we here at Awesome INC will watch out for you.

Just be careful, I heard he likes to sweep the legAnd if he's with this guy, just run the other way.