Friday, January 06, 2006

I Love Jenna Jameson, but......


When I first saw this (NSFW!!!!!)I thought it was kind of sexy, but then I thought it was also kind of pervertadly disturbing. It's Jenna Jameson's "Virtual Jenna" game. Now I didn't pay the $9.95 that it would take to play the full game (didn't think the old lady would like that on the credit card bill) and I didn't download it for fear of getting some virus, either in my computer or an STD. It's kind of hot to see a naked 3D computer Jenna jiggling around in the preview, but then when that 3D guy starts nailing her with his strangly inanimate area it really creeped me out. Then she starts getting railed in the cooch with a bodiless dildo that is just floating in the air!!! Then, even stranger, the dildo decides her puss isn't good enough and starts firing in and out of her eh-hem, backside. Thankfully Jenna gets away from that dude and the flying dildo and starts getting it on with some hot computer chick. Well I thought this was pretty sweet too for a little bit but then I got to thinking, it's all guys buying this masterpiece, so it would be a guy controlling the girl dropping on Jenna, so it's like the guy is playing a girl going down on a girl. That's just really crazy and I can't decide if it's really hot or downright perturbing. So anyway, all you guys and girls go and check this out, hopefully I don't put myself in a mental institution trying to figure out if this is incredibly sexy or incredibly grotesque. Your input is needed.

Keep up the good work Jenna, you are to porn what Herve was to being awesome.

JT

1 Comments:

At 1/07/2006 3:09 PM, Blogger Awesome Inc. said...

Good lord, JT, where did you find this? Also, did you go the the 3rd page out of the 4? That's way more disturbing than what you described in the post.

What will they think of next?

J.H. Naners

 

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