Hey South, What the Hell is Wrong with You Guys?
South, we've had our differences, but lately things are getting out of hand. There are two things that have pissed me off recently. 1)Nascar and 2) Your Politics.
1) You know where I stand on Nascar. Jimmie Johnson (It's Jimmy you fools!) Does it make any sense that when people mess up in your sport, everyone gets excited? A bunch of cars wreck and that's a highlight? That's like cheering for a sideline warning in football, or a double dribble in hoops.
2) Your politics. I don't care that you are conservative, that's fine. I just can't understand how you can act all high and mighty like you have cornered the market on morality. I mean come on, THIS happened SIX YEARS AGO!!!! You've given us Timothy McVeigh, Eric Rudolph, and that creepy kid from Deliverance You even still have some irrational reverence for the Confederate Flag. You know what I don't see a lot of? Royals jersies from the last two years, you know why? Because they are terrible terrible losers.(Nothing personal guys) You guys not only got your asses kicked, but you were fighting for the worst cause ever. Not only was it treason to secede from the United States but you only did so to keep slavery, and don't give me that, "Slavery wasn't the only reason for the Civil War." And don't say "War Between the States," we won, we get to decide what things are called. So don't feel like you are better people than us here in the North. The U.S. is still recovering from all the crap you guys and your relatives pulled. Everyone in the South who isn't a redneck, holier-than-thou, moralist, Nascar fan, we're cool.
JT (USA RULES)
posted by Awesome Inc. @ 4:44 PM
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3 Comments:
Hey, as long as they keep producing fine pieces of ass like that woman, who cares what they believe in?
J.H. Naners
I just moved from Boston, to outside Tampa, Florida. (Got a job with the Toronto Blue Jay's minor league team in Dunedin, FL...so at least I have a decent reason for moving to the southern half of the US). I've noticed a sh*t load of confederate flag paraphernalia. Hats, towels, bumper stickers, etc. What I don't unerstand is...do they not realize they LOST the war? It's over. Been over for quite some time now? And do they not realize what the flag itself stands for. Among other things, frickin slavery. So do this ignorant fools still believe slavery is a good thing? Maybe I'm ignorant from living in civilization (aka a major metropolitan area in the northern half of the country) for so long, but I feel this is wrong. Very wrong.
First off I'm from Liberty Hill, Texas(near Austin). The war was not about slavery! Only a small percentage of rich plantation owners in the south had slaves, and you think a whole army would die so a few rich dudes could have slaves? It was about states rights and the north's abuse of them. if u look through u.s. history the north has always treated the south unfairly, always lookin to help themselves. i havent yet met a half-decent yankee . we may have lost the war but we still love our rebel flag and the southern nation. if the u.s. got conquered would u throw away all ur american flags? if u look at the war, we seceded and wanted to be left alone, the yankees got all high and mighty and invaded to take us back. and dont even act like ya'll gave a damn about abolishing slavery, the emancipation proclamation freed slaves only in the south. why do u think that is? if yall wanted it abolished so bad then y only take it from us. hypocrites. and anyone who doesnt like fast cars racing and crashing cant even be called a man...
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